Dear Snowbird,

Conversations with my Inner Child and her bossy sister.

Dear Snowbird,

Get some sleep! That medicine should have sent everyone straight to dreamland. What’s the matter tonight?

“I don’t know. Try counting snowflakes,” whispers Snowbird.

I already tried that. 

Poopynannyhead protests. “That’s stupid. Just like that dumb art class is gonna be tomorrow. Stay awake as long as you can. Then you’ll be too tired to go.”

“Nnnnoooo!” whines Snowbird. “Shut up! We have to go! We got all new paints and everything! I know, I know. Katie, start writing. You always get sleepy while you’re writing.”

This is true. But what shall I write? There’s my journal, then there’s the 5th redo of my manuscript, or …does Facebook count as writing?

The inner sisters vote in unison, creating a cacophony of, “FaceBlogBookrnalNo! No! Not that!”

You know what? That’s it. I’ll write about you two. What could be more exhausting?

a snowbird birthday

a snowbird birthday